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The Lord of the Bling
Sor-head, the biggest mac-daddy of them all, is regaining his strength within his crib at Morporn. All he needs is the One Bling to Smackabitch in order to take over the hood - but the One Bling has been lost for centuries - until now…
Fred-o, a midget, is the quiet, mild-mannered nephew of the famous midget porn star, Bilbo Bugger. When Bilbo leaves him an aged, unassuming belly-ring as an 18th birthday present, Fred-o is tossed into an adventure unlike any he could ever have expected. Sor-head’s nine Blingwraiths, known in the ancient tongue as “Bot’umbicchez” have risen to seek out the One Bling - the same-belly-ring that Bilbo found! - and Fred-o must travel into Morporn and cast the it back into the fires of Mount Poon from whence it came. But he won’t be going alone…
Joining Fred-o will be his midget gardener, Slimwise Shady, Arrowcock, Son of Arrowthrob, and the mighty Wizzle, Gandizzle the Grizzle himself! Can our hero enter Morporn, destroy the the One Bling, and escape with his virginity intact… or will the shadow of Sor-head descend upon Middle-Hood for all time?
